J.D. Rhoades
Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
-J.B.S. Haldane
As regular readers of this blog know, I'm fond of and occasionally inspired by, what I call "WTF?" stories: weird tales that fire a writer's imagination and make him or her think "there's got to to be a story behind that." Here, for your entertainment and possible inspiration, are a few more "WTF?" stories I've recently stumbled across. This batch will probably appeal more to the thriller/paranormal suspense/horror writers among us, or the folks who write what I call "what-dunnits":
Standing Stones Under Lake Michigan : In 2007, a group of archaeologists were scanning the bottom of Lake Michigan's Grand Traverse Bay with a special imaging sonar device. They found a number of shipwrecks, old cars, even an old buggy. They also found this:
In addition to the apparently arranged standing stones, a nearby boulder appears to have markings that resemble a mastodon with a spear in its side. If verified, this would make the site somewhere over 10,000 years old and would show the mastodon ranging farther north than previously believed.
So who (if anyone) built this? And was it drowned by some cataclysm? I like the idea of some ancient mystical ceremony in an American Stonehenge gone horribly wrong…and something left behind and waiting beneath the water….
The Bloop: In the summer of 1997, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration was listening to the ocean using a hydrophone array formerly used to track Soviet submarines. At 50° S 100° W, off the Southwest coast of South America, they heard multiple instances of a mysterious sound that, according to the NOAA description, "rises rapidly in frequency over about one minute and was of sufficient
amplitude to be heard on multiple sensors, at a range of over 5,000
km." Experts agree it's probably biological in origin, but with that kind of amplitude, it's a big sumbitch–bigger, they say, than even a blue whale. Some H.P. Lovecraft fans have noted that the Bloop, as scientists have dubbed the noise, is located near the location Lovecraft described for the sunken "nightmare corpse-city" of R'lyeh, where the evil cosmic entity Cthulhu lies dreaming. The Lovecraftians have theorized (hopefully with tongue in cheek) that the Bloop is a noise made by Cthulhu stirring in his troubled sleep, preparing to rise and wreak his own particular breed of mayhem. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
(hat tip to http://lolthulhu.com)
You can hear the Bloop (sped up): here.
Slow Down: Another, and to my mind, more ominous sounding deep-sea sound picked up by the NOAA listening team has been dubbed "Slow Down." According to NOAA, "The sound slowly descends in frequency over about 7 minutes and was of sufficient amplitude to be heard on three sensors at 95W, and 8S, 0, and 8N, at a range of nearly 2,000 km. This type of signal has not been heard before or since. It yields a general location near 15oS; 115oW. The origin of the sound is unknown." You can hear it at the link.
The Roar From Space: At a recent meeting of the American Astronomical Society, astronomers reported that they had detected a loud "noise" from space. The signal was "six times brighter than the combined emission of all known radio sources in the universe," they said. No one can seem to explain what caused it. It's not from any known radio source, and it's not from a radio-wave emitting galaxy. Whatever it is, it's drowning out the signals from the earliest stars that the scientists were looking for. Is something large and angry headed our way? Is this the echo of some huge interstellar disaster "Like a million voices cried out in terror… and were suddenly silenced…"?
Ideas: they're everywhere. Feel free to take these and run with them….
Just what I need … a little woo woo to start my day. Your illustrations here are fabulous!
Hi Dusty
I, too, love that Stonehenge 2 pic!
There was a recent press conference about the possibility of there having been civilisation on Mars:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2901932981144033755
And part of me really wants to believe it. I just can’t help hoping that homo sapiens are NOT the pinnacle of biological development … ;-]
Dusty,These are wonderful examples of mysteries. They made me happy to just read about them.
There’s something magical about us not being able to explain everything. Ya know?
oh, Dusty, you gave me such a cool idea today! THANK YOU. It was exactly what I needed to see to jar something creative (weirdly unrelated to what you have, but perfect).
thanks!
Zoe: if there was a civilization more advanced than ours on the Red Planet, I’m oddly uncomforted by the fat that they’re gone.
Toni: glad to be of service, dear.
Pari: I know, right?
Thanks Louise!
Dusty,It looks like you inspired a lot of people today to do their own thing.
You’ll know the good you’ve done in about two years when all of the books come out and their plot lines sound vaguely familiar 😉
When I think about how many adventure/treasure hunt/mystery stories start with just this kind of McGuffin, it’s pretty mind-croggling.
Speaking of which: “Cornered, with no hope of escape, Lester cowered in the corner of the two standing stones. He whimpered in inexpressible horror as the shambling Old One drew still closer. Closer! Oh, gods! Closer again! It thrust a foul damp tentacle up Lester’s left nostril! He soiled himself as the tentacle burrowed through his sinus into his quivering brain.
“And it spoke to him, then, through that vile dactylate extrusion, blotting out Lester’s last moments of free will with ancient unclean words: “G’gthwar ouwlk’raptha, qrthlaktakakh pakha’krupuykaggg (or in the common tongue, “Never try to cheat an Old One at poker, uncouth scumwad!”)!”
Did I mention that Lester’s mind just got croggled?
If nothing else, Mr. Rhoades, you’ve given Dan Brown another mysterious government agency as a starting point for his next “You Won’t Believe It!!” book idea.
Oh, and kudos on the Star Wars IV reference.
Has anyone else noticed a decided similarity between Cthulu and The Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Twins, separated at birth maybe?
I LOVED the underwater Stonehenge! Who knew Aquaman was a druid?
Dusty, so bitchen!
I can just hear Leonard Nimoy, doing the voiceovers.
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