I broke my brain this week. So for lighter fare, here are
random observations on the little things that might save y’all
good will ever come from someone saying, “Hey, I think this has gone bad. Taste
it and see.”
couldn’t even do this if I was sober,” is probably not a great thing to say to an
on your first date.
you have to check off, “Have been recently committed for mental instability” on
the form, they’re probably not going to let you buy the gun.
that’s not true of you asking, “Now which way do the bullets go?”
very toddler who rarely speaks to tell you when he needs to go to the restroom
will be the child who will shout at the top of his voice that, “MOMMY I HAVE TO
GO POOOPOOO NOW.”
in a department store.
you’ve finally made it to the cash register.
is the same child who’ll be mortified by your clothes when you go to his sporting
will be tempted to wear the ugliest shirt known to man.
likelihood of you hearing the words “Mom! I can’t find the snake!” is greatly
increased when you’re on the toilet.
bridge is out” sign is probably not a suggestion.
person who tells you up front that he or she is an asshole is probably in the
best position to know. Listen.
is going to notice when you try to steal a pool table if you strap that sucker
to the top of your car.
wacky IRS agents might take exception to you addressing your return to: Ha ha,
Okay, your turn: random observations of something dumb that people
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